young money

today was awesome, read it and weep numero uno. Now i know what your thinking, can four people over the age of ten really have a good time in lazer quest?, the answer is a resounding yes.

oh maaannn

hello blogosphere, i've been real lax on here but i'll try to keep things up as a few people have told me they actually read this thing.

here are some inspiring text messages:

"sod wolf"

" the conductor shouted all aboard the drunksville express but you decided to stay in sobershire, i'll send you a postcard from sleepy town"

"by some turn of events i'm at a miss dynamite gig"

"SEPUKU why bring this dishonor on your family?"

"demon! otanaku! we must cleanse you soul!"

"in my country honour is earned through rice consumption"

" don't wrestle a pig in mud, you'll get dirty and the pig will like it"

"catholic chunder"

i am getting serious meat guilt nowadays i might have to wimp out again and stop chewing my way up the food chain.